Super Tuesday: The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy of the McCain Juggernaut

THERE IS A VAST LEFT-WING conspiracy at loose in the world, dedicated to undoing conservative governance. John McCain is in on it, of course, in fact he is the cause of it, but beyond him, commie-pinko-libs like Sam Brownback, Tom Coburn, Rick Perry, Phil Gramm, Ted Olson, Jack Kemp, and perhaps even Nancy Reagan are conspiring with millions of Republican-communists to put McCain in the White House today...Oh the humanity!
(Disclaimer: I have been told that some people don't get my sense of humor).

Dispelling shameful Internet Rumors About John McCain, spread by people with no shame