Thursday, January 01, 2009

Is This Woman Entitled to 72 Virgin Studs?

I mean, I don't know, I'm just asking. If the male suicide bomber gets 72 virgins, what does the female suicide bomber get according to the Koran? I'm just trying to understand the culture here. Seriously. If somebody has the answer, please leave it in the comment section.

For most women I know, 72 virgin studs would not be at the top of their list of desires. So if not 72 virgin studs, what is it? A night with Michael Bolton? There must be some kind of incentive like the guys have right? Please help me with this so I can sleep at night.

UPDATE: Commenter suggests 72 credit cards for female suicide bomber in "heaven." Hmmm, sounds a little sexist to me.

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5 comments:

  1. By George I think you're on to something!

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  2. She gets 1 lipstick and a whole week without getting hit or yelled at. But wait, she'd be dead! Okay then, 2 lipsticks...but she cannot wear them, because if she get raped it will be all her fault.

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  3. I believe this classic post from the Egyptian blogger "Sandmonkey" should clear things up...

    http://www.sandmonkey.org/2006/07/09/heaven-can-wait/

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