Obama: Female Reporters Should Dress Modestly In Israel?

Clearly Obama doesn't understand or has never been to the real Israel, otherwise he would have burst out laughing at his own campaigns memo directing female reporters accompanying him to Israel:

“Do not wear nail polish.”

“Women should only wear a limited amount of jewelry.”

“Shoulders and arms must be fully covered (no strapless tops, no tank tops, no short sleeve shirts.)"

“Do not wear green.” (Explained later as the color of Hamas)

“Closed-toe shoes, women should also wear stockings.”

"Modest" Israeli girls walking down your typical Israeli street in summer. Apparently they didn't get Obama's memo:
More "modest" Israeli girls wearing "a limited amount of jewelry" hanging out in the winter:
Oh no! There's an Israeli woman waring "Hamas" green.
And there's a "Modest" Israeli women in the spring:
And "modest" Israeli women in the fall:

Anyone who has ever been to Israel knows that, particularly in summer, most Israeli women dress in shorts, tank-tops, sandals, bikini's... anything but "modesty" to beat the heat. Obama must have been thinking about his friends in Iran or the Palestinian Authority: