Culinary-Jews for Hillary

Polls indicate that Jews who are more concerned about the Caribou in Alaska than fellow Jews in Tel Aviv, are more likely to vote for Hillary Clinton. Polls also indicate that Jews who's primary expression of self-identity is to occasionally eat at the local Deli are also most likely to vote for Hillary. Hillary wins the pretend-Jew vote hands down.... What? I'm just say'in.

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