New Tape: Bin Laden Joins the Democratic Party

Osama Bin Laden joined the Democratic party in a new tape released today: "You permitted Bush to complete his first term, and stranger still, chose him for a second term... in regards to your invasion of Iraq, people have recently come to know that, after several years of tragedies of this war, the vast majority of you want it stopped. Thus, you elected the Democratic Party for this purpose..." He then goes on to disparage the "Neocons" and called Noam Chomsky "among one of the most capable of those from your own side." And then to cap it off he gives a positive nod to Al Gore by mentioning global warming and "the Kyoto accord." John Kerry, Howard Dean, Dennis Kucinich and all the rest of them will be proud of their new member.