Thanks to the Obama administration and courtesy of the US taxpayer, a Somali teen pirate got a free trip to New York, a free ACLU lawyer, and the paparazzi celebrity treatment upon arrival. "Damn, this looks pretty good compared to that hellhole hut that I lived in in Somalia. Will my cell have air conditioning and cable TV?... How about a greencard?" he was overheard asking. 
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The New York politicians are already out in force protesting for leniency due to the prisoner's status as a victim of the socioeconomic status quo in Somalia.
ReplyDeleteThis is just so predictable. This time though, people are getting tired of special treatment for criminals based on their background.