North Korea to Obama: We Are Restarting our Nuke Factory

Hmmm, our media have investigated extensively, and have broken the news that... there is a new dog in the White House. But for some reason they can't bring themselves to ask less important questions like 'why do you think North Korea suddenly feels comfortable restarting their nuclear weapons program Mr. President?'

When talking about the North Korean policy, we always like to revert to our favorite video on the subject: