Where in the World is Matt Lauer?

Matt is busy burning greenhouse gases for no apparent reason:
In an orgy of self-indulgence, Matt Lauer and his crew on the Today Show travel the world burning God knows how many tons of greenhouse gases for no apparent reason other than to show us that he has been there. For most others, I would be in favor... but how many times have we heard the Today Show preach about "global warming" and "saving the environment?" Of course, like most folks who tend to lecture others on "global warming", the rules they would apply to others are never applied to themselves....because their pollution (carbon footprint) is always somehow "for a higher purpose"...like tangoing on a Buenos Aires sidwalk. How could we live without that? And naturally, they couldn't just use a local english-speaking report...