UN: We're All Going to Die!

...Unless you adopt my policies, of course.

It's like a skit from Saturday Night Live. By the way, I encourage everyone to get their FREE CARBON OFFSETS HERE. Following his proclamation that we are all doomed, UN Secretary General Ban flew to the US for a concert and then on to Europe for more fun, burning countless tons of carbon and single handedly contributing to the melting of the polar icecaps. We may need to ban Ban.