Fox News Channel chairman Roger Ailes accepted the RTNDF's 2007 First Amendment Leadership Award last night. He delivered some funny lines that I thought I would share a few. You can read about he entier evening over at Media Bistro.

A man in France was arrested today for using his car to run down a pedestrian. He said he thought it was Osama bin Laden. Ok, it was a mistake, but it still ranks as France's biggest military victory ever....

It is true that I said Britney Spears looked great at the Academy Awards. and I later found out it was Jack Nicholson.

It is true that just in the last two weeks Hillary Clinton has had over 200 phone calls telling her in order to win the presidency she must stay on the road for the next two years. It is not true they were all from Bill.

And it is true that Barack Obama is on the move. I don't know if it's true that President Bush called Musharraf and said, 'Why can't we catch this guy?'