VAST "CONSPIRACY" UNCOVERED

Frontpage: Harvard's Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion.

First Oliver Stone uncovered the secrets of the JFK assassination, then Hillary discovered the “vast rightwing conspiracy...” now Harvard (via two academics, Stephen Walt and John Mearsheimer, with the full backing of... David Duke, "PhD.") have dug deep and discovered the “Vast Israel Lobby Conspiracy” (VILC). So who’s in on this secret? A tiny cabal... of 40 million Evangelical Christians; secretive Neocons like this difficult-to-access web page; an army of secretive think tanks, newspaper columnists and mysterious media moguls; 5 million Jooooos; millions of other average Americans; both Republicans and Democrats too stupid and duped to know better: This tiny, secret group of... millions are conspiring together to manipulate our government to act against our own interests by using shady tools such as… the US constitution, democracy and "free speech," to petition the government. Now we know the TRUTH. Thank you Mr. Walt and Mr. Mearsheimer for finally breaking the code and sorting all this out after years of research...free at last.

PS: the Next Vast Israel Lobby Conspiracy (VILC) meeting, will take place on April 1, 2006 at the San Francisco TransAmerica Building, suite 462 at 10:36 AM in the conference room (This is on a need to know bases only).


Tags: Harvard, Aipac, Mearsheimer, Walt, Dershowitz, US Politics, Israel

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