Showing posts with label Biden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Biden. Show all posts

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Enemy Spy Reveals Where Top Secret US Bunker is... No Wait, it Was VP Biden

Good lord! The biggest mouth in US history reveals where the Vice President's "secret undisclosed location" is. Of course this is where the Vice President goes in case of national emergencies for safety and communications; in case the President has been incapacitated. Spy's have been put in prison for years for revealing less critical information, buy hey, he's Joe Biden. Of course, this comes only a few weeks after Obama released top secret CIA interrogation-method memos.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

A River of Stupidity Coming From the Mouth of the Vice President

VP: Make sure that you don't take the subway to Mexico; but there is no need to close the border or halt flights from Mexico, keep the borders wide open, but close the schools, don't fly, don't ride the subway, don't stay in confined spaces unless you want to fly in from Mexico City, or if you want and come across the border no problem but close the schools... Huh? Possibly the dumbest man in North America speaks:

Update: Biden backtracks.
Update: Here is White House spokesman Gibbs explaining what Biden "MEANT TO SAY", during his daily briefing with the press, who crack up laughing. Even the Obama worshiping press are stumped on this one.